პრეზიდენტი სტუმრად მოვიდა (ნაწყვეტი)

პრეზიდენტი სტუმრად მოვიდა laSa buRaZe ROYAL COURT JERWOOD THEATRE DOWNSTAIRS the president has come to see you by Lasha Bugadze Translated by Donald Rayfield 11-15 JUNE President Paul Bhattacharjee Lela, Nina 1 Debbie Chazen Shorena, Doctor’s Assistant Farzana Dua Elahe Nina 3 Laura Elphinstone Lado and Robert Jonio O’Neill Nina 3 Mother, Wife Siobhan Redmond Doctor, Producer, Husband Ferdy Roberts Shota, George 2, Policeman Ryan Sampson George 1, Gocha, Mamuka Sam Troughton Dave the Driver Alan Williams Directed By Vicky Feathewstone `roial qorTi~ londonis Teatri prezidenti stumrad movida avtori laSa buRaZe Targmna donald reifildma I warmodgena 2014 wlis 11 ivnisi prezidenti pol baTaCarqi lela/nino 1 debi Ceizeni Sorena, eqimis asistenti farzana dua elae nino 3 lora elfinstouni lado/roberti junio o’nili nino 3-is deda/coli sibha redmondi eqimi/prodiuseri/qmari ferdi roberTsi SoTa/giorgi 2/policieli raian semfsoni giorgi 1/goCa/mamuka sem Troutoni daTo, mZRoli alan uiliamsi reJisori viki fizerstouni coli qmari mamuka (48 wlis) qali vardisfer xalaTSi qalis xma marjvena binidan kacis xma marcxena binidan biWis xma marcxena binidan ganiersaxiani qali kompiuteris ekranze moxuci qali kompiuteris ekranze moqmedi pirni: goCa – prezidentis dacvis TanamSromeli SoTa – prezidentis dacvis TanamSromeli roberti – prezidentis dacvis ufrosi prezidenti lado – rezervisti daTo – prezidentis mZRoli lela – prezidentis presmdivani irina – prezidentis coli eqimi (kaci) asistenti (qali) Live-show-s reJisori (36 wlis mamakaci) Sorena savaraudo nino-1 savaraudo nino-2 nino-3 nino-3-is deda giorgi-1 giorgi-2 rezervistebi, operatorebi, mSoblebi da, ubralod, cnobismoyvare adamianebi 7 saprezidento prologi 2008 wlis 11 agvisto, Ramis 10 saaTi, prezidentis kabineti prezidenti sawer magidasTan zis da mis win Stativze mdgar videokameras Sehyurebs. prezidentis xelmarjvniv saxelmwifo droSa kidia, Tavs zemoT – saxelmwifo gerbi. prezidenti kameris obieqtivSi iyureba, seriozuli gamometyveleba aqvs. laparaks karga xnis ganmavlobaSi ar iwyebs. prezidenti es iRbalia – daibado saqarTveloSi... SesaniSnavi buneba, ekologiurad sufTa garemo, keTilganwyobili xalxi, mravalferovani samzareulo... modi, pirdapir vTqvaT – yovelgvari yalbi Tavmdablobis gareSe – esaa miwieri samoTxe. amitomac gvyavs amdeni moSurne! da es bunebrivia – ganuviTarebel gigantebs yovelTvis sZulT patara talantebi. es igivea, roca quCis kriminalebs mezoblis bejiTi bavSvi aRizianebT, an roca gogonas lamazi sxeuli aqvs, mokle kabebs icvams da moSurneebi yvelanair sisaZagles amboben masze: `nu swavlob kargad, nu xar lamazi, nu xar Wkviani, nu gaqvs ambiciebi~. 8 Tanamemamuleno, debo da Zmebo, dedebo da mamebo... rTuli weli gaviareT, rTuli dReebi... metad cxeli aRmoCnda wlevandeli zafxuli... ar dagvklebia mteri da, samwuxarod, ar dagvklebia bombebi. Cven omi ar gvindoda; Cven ar SevsulvarT ucxo qveynis teritoriaze. mtrebi Tveebis ganmavlobaSi bombavdnen qarTul soflebs da iZulebulebi gavxdiT, gvepasuxa. Cven arc erT eTnikur jgufTan ar gvaqvs problema. me vTqvi: `visac osebi ar uyvars, misTvis osi var, visac afxazebi ar uyvars, misTvis afxazi var, visac somxebi ar uyvars, misTvis somexi var, visac azerbaijaneli ar uyvars, misTvis azerbaijaneli var, visac iraneli ar uyvars, misTvis iraneli var, visac ebraeli ar uyvars, misTvis ebraeli var, da a. S. da a. S.~ da metsac getyviT, visac rusebi ar uyvars, rusi var misTvis. radgan Cven ar gvebrZvis ruseTi – Cven gvebrZvis kremlSi mjdomi bandituri jgufi! modiT, axla kidev erTxel gavixsenoT ganvlili kvira. vfiqrob, saintereso unda iyos, rogor movediT Svid-rva agvistomde... xangrZlivi pauza. nevrozebiT, qalbatonebo da batonebo... rogorc ityvian, gaqanebuli nevrozebiT. ukacravad, magram mesame dRea, ar miZinia. Cemi organizmi principul uars ambobs sakvebis miRebaze. erTgvari gulisrevis SegrZneba maqvs. wneva Cems dReSi ar gamizomavs da arc axla vapireb, amis Tavi ara maqvs. 9 yvela maRizianebs. Tumca amwuTas namdvilad ar vapireb wuwuns. Tavs saSinlad Seuracxyofilad vgrZnob. dRes xma gavarda, rom rusebi samTavrobo Senobebis dabombvas apireben. rusuli tankebi gadmoscdnen e. w. samxreT-oseTis sazRvars da qalaq gorTan gadaketes trasa. amboben, rom Tbilisisken daiZvrebian. Zlivs movaxerxe piris gaparsva. xelebi mikankalebda. mesame dRea, damawynareblebs vsvam. mTeli sxeuli meqaveba. sam dReSi aTi weli momemata. WaRara gamiCnda. albaT, ar Cans maqedan... naxeT, xom, ras gvanan maTi jariskacebi? cxovelebs! Cvenebi ki, ra saTqmelia, magram rogori simpaTiurebi arian. gaparsulebi, dabanilebi, movlilebi, higienurebi. cotani varT, ubralod. ar davmalav, Tqvenzec nawyeni var... kinaRam Wkuidan gadamiyvaneT vadamdel arCevnebze laparakiT! axla namdvilad ar vapireb TqvenTan Cxubs, magram arc is SemeZlo, sayveduri ar meTqva. unda gamigoT. unda gvaxsovdes, rom arc erT doneze ar unda avyveT provokaciebs. cxovreba provokaciebiTaa savse. mTavaria, gvaxsovdes: me omi ar mindoda. Cvens mtrebs Cemi likvidacia aqvT gadawyvetili. RmerTma nu qnas, es ase moxdes! yovel SemTxvevaSi, am firze Cemi aRsareba iqneba Cawerili. saqme saqmeze 10 Tu midga, es firi yvelgan gavrceldeba. Cem gamo ar unda grcxvenodeT. samarcxvino araferi Cagvidenia. Cvenken simarTlea. me marTali var. pauza. 2008 weli. 11 agvisto. (saaTze iyureba.) 22:04 pauza. (dgeba, midis kamerasTan, iRebs kasetas, kameras TiSavs da gadis.) 11 scena 1 2008 wlis 23 ivlisi, rezervistTa mimRebi punqti ocmeTauri, rezervistebi ocmeTauri Zmebo, SeniSvniT unda daviwyo. bodiSs gixdiT. (pauza) ki, patriotebi xarT, kargi qarTvelebi xarT, magram... gemudarebiT, kacurad gTxovT... CaTvaleT, brZanebaa... (pauza, mkacrad) wveri – ara, Zmebo! wveri ar SeiZleba... wveri unda viparsoT yovel diliT. sufTad da Tanamedroved unda gamoiyurebodeT. ki, Zvelad, istoriulad, yvelas wveri qonda, magram dRes es mouwesrigeblobad iTvleba. aq Tavs unda movuaroT, Zmebo. higienas unda mieqces udidesi yuradReba. TiTo yazarmaSi orasi kaci iqnebiT da, erTi Tu ayrolda, mere yvela ayroldeba. bodiSi, amas rom geubnebiT, magram Zmebi varT, unda gavugoT erTmaneTs. erTi ojaxi varT ukve. (pauza) banaoba dReSi erTxel. (pauza) sacvlebis garecxva kviraSi erTxel. gamocvla or dReSi erTxel. (pauza) SeiZleba konkretulad Tqven ar gWirdebaT amis Sexseneba, magram, damijereT, 12 aris aq xalxi, visac dRe da Rame es unda uZaxo: Tavs mouare, mowesrigdi, gaiparse! (pauza) aba, is jobda, adre maTxovrebiviT rom dadiodnen Cveni jariskacebi? xom ar jobda? xom iyo sircxvili? vis moundeboda maseT jarSi wasvla! ara, Zmebo, Cven ar gvekadreba aseTi armia... xom meTanxmebiT? (pauza) daxvewilad da normalurad unda gamoviyurebodeT; Cveni yvelas unda Surdes. 13 scena 2 2007 wlis 24 noemberi reJisori da asistenti satelevizio SouSi monawileobis msurvelTa kandidaturebs arCeven. ekranze gogonebisa da biWebis fotoebi Cndeba (asaki: 18-20). reJisori da asistenti ekrans uyureben da saxeebs komentars ukeTeben. ...gogona № 1 reJisori ara. asistenti cxviri? reJisori xorTumia. asistenti grZeli fexebi aqvs. 14 reJisori sad, aba? asistenti fexebi calkea. reJisori barem erTad gadageRoT. asistenti erTadac gvaqvs. reJisori xma. gogona ekranidan: gamarjoba, me mqvia nino... reJisori ara, moaSore. gogona qreba. Cndeba sxva. pauza. asistenti amas marTla nino qvia. reJisori (eWviT) ar vici... 15 asistenti cxovrebaSi ukeTesia. reJisori debilis gamometyveleba aqvs. asistenti amaT, yvelas, debilis gamometyveleba aqvT. reJisori xma amoiRos. gogona № 2: gamarjoba, Cemi saxelia nino. vcxovrob TbilisSi, var skolis moswavle da Zalian mixaria Tqvens nacionalur satelevizio proeqtSi monawileoba... reJisori gavige. sakmarisia. ekranze Cdeba mesame gogona. putkunebi ar minda. asistenti vifiqre, kontrastisTvis. reJisori ar minda kontrasti. gaxdes da – mere.