Keeping on with the AU that Nino will eventually get the Peacock Miraculous…

After the matter of what a peacock sounds like is settled, the gang finally meets up with Hawkmoth (Papillon) for the first time.

*Ladybug and Chat Noir are cornered*

HM: Now there’s no one to stop me *evil villain laughter*

*Peacock Nino shows up out of the blue…get it? xD* 

Nino:  Not so fast, Hawkmoth!

HM: *gasp* The Peacock Miraculous!  Who are you and how did you get it?!

Nino:  I’m the cock of the walk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

HM: *unamused look*…..really.

Nino:  You can call me–*dramatic pose* DJ BubbleCock! *finger guns*

HM: 

Ladybug & Chat: 

Nino:  No, no wait!  I got it! P-Bubbles! 

*They fight and have to keep stopping for Nino to announce his new name*

Nino: Woah, what about The Cockler, you guys?

*2 hours later*

Nino:  I know–

HM:  –This is the 8th name you’ve given us, PICK ONE.

Nino: Cock-A-Doodle-Dude ¬‿¬ 

HM:  *completely loosing his shit*  That’s not even the right animal!  What is wrong with you, you idiotic–no, you know what?  I’m done. *takes off Miraculous and THROWS it at Ladybug, stomping away before the transformation is completely dissolved and, thus, leaving his identity a secret*

Chat:  ….did we just…win?

Ladybug: 

Nino:  *smug look because he KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING YOU GUYS*

He. Knew.

I told the husband (Dave) about my revelation that Nino could get the Peacock Miraculous in the future.  Between the two of us (and @luciemiddleford), I think we’ve figured out how this is gonna go.

*Nino first shows up in the costume*

Nino:  Cluck cluck, you guys!

Ladybug: …..that’s a chicken….

Nino:  *looks down at self*  Oh yeah.  My bad…..sooooo, what does a peacock say?

Chat Noir:  *trying to contain laughter*  I’ll look it up, bro.

Chat Noir: I…uh…found it…

Nino:  *has video on loop and spends 5 hours trying to do a peacock impersonation* 

Ladybug:

SPOILER: 

(you guys, I know about Le Paon and I’m guessing it’s gonna be Mama Agreste.  This is AFTER that whole deal xD)

Edit:

For those that don’t know, there’s a sequel to this.  I also have more crack on my ML Master Post list.

Instead of just responding to the question like a normal person, I did a post.  Because the answer is hilarious and speaks to all the artists in the fandom.  Plus, I’m lazy and this was an easy post :D

Here is what @spinzgirl is referring to:

Mr. Pigeon / M. Pigeon & Darkblade / Le Chevalier Noir

Here’s the thing; Nathaniel chooses to sit directly behind Ivan.  When Ivan moves to the other side of the bench, so does Nath:

Rogercop

Why?  Easy.  Because when a giant, hulking figure is NOT blocking him, he gets caught drawing.  

The Evillustrator / Le Dessinateur

He hides behind Ivan so no one will notice he’s drawing instead of paying attention in class.

Rogercop

Bonus:

It might have worked for Nino if he’d waited until Ivan got there before trying to hide in the back xD

Origins

Ms. Bustier: 1, Nino: 0

The comments left by @@lairep​ and @mardimari on this post sparked something in my brain that’s been bugging me.

I….does anyone know?  I would assume he’s somewhere in his 40s or 50s, but I’ve had this theory.  I doubt it’s true, but I’m gonna spout it anyway because that’s the type of person I am ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Fair warning that I’m bringing the “Gabriel is Hawkmoth theory” into this.  Now, this may just be the animation style or done on purpose to make him an “edgy fashion designer”, but take a look at this gif I grabbed of Gabriel.  

I used it for a joke about how he doesn’t have a good grasp on color because his eyebrows don’t match his hair, but ever since I used it I’ve had this theory that Gabe wears a wig.  No, no.  Hear me out.

• his eyebrows are gray
  
• but his hair is blonde
• there is also a very thin black line all around his hairline
• now, that could be an animation thing, I dunno
• but it looks like his hair isn’t completely attached to his head
• if you look at his face, it’s so thin and angular it’s almost skeletal
• kinda like how people lose muscle mass when they get older

What we know (sort of - facts are from Origins & Jackady/Simon Says):

• Master Fu is 186 years old (fact)
  
• he thought the Butterfly Miraculous was gone forever (fact) 
• if he thinks this, it might have been missing for a while (theory)
• his Miraculous keeps him alive (theory)
• it does not keep him young and fit (fact)
• Master Fu claims that he made a mistake once in giving a Miraculous (fact)
• Gabriel has the Peacock Miraculous in his safe (fact)
• Gabriel (or his wife) were possibly the holder (theory)
• Gabriel also has the book on Miraculous, with the powers associated (fact)
• Hawkmoth (Gabriel?) was not given his Miraculous.  He found it.

So, here’s my theory.  I think Gabriel is like Master Fu.  I think he was the one Master Fu mistakenly gave the Peacock Miraculous to and Gabe’s been around for a lot longer than people think.  It would explain why his eyebrows are white, he looks like he’s wearing a wig (or a hair helmet, like seriously, my guy), he’s skeletal thin and that denture joke hits close to home.  He’s old. as. shit. but that Miraculous kept him alive.  When he found a Miraculous that had the powers which were more helpful in getting the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculous(es?), he switched.

We know people can father children into their 90′s (link) and the Miraculous appears to slow down aging, but not stop it completely.  It is entirely possible that Gabriel could have fathered Adrien at that age.

Also, Master Fu is the ultimate troll in giving Gabriel’s son the Miraculous he wants so badly xD

Guys, I’m ¾ of the way done with my 50 plushie sewing order that’s due at the end of the month.  I have one week left.  I’ll answer comments in August -_-

We were watching Origins, Pt. 1 and my husband brought up a Very Valid Point. 

Hawkmoth/Papillon creates an akuma to get Master Fu to activate the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculous.

Ladybug and Chat Noir meet.  Adrien makes up his super hero name on the spot.

Marinette doesn’t even get to say her name before she clonks him.  

They go to fight the akuma without completing introductions.  Then, this happens.

WTF psychic Hawky below the cut

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That large order that took me away from you for a month is finished and mailed.  I’m waiting to hear back on another possible (smaller) order by the end of the week, so I may go on another hiatus.  You’re stuck with me until then :P

Btw, Crack Post List #1 and Crack Post List #2 are updated.

I came back to a LOT of comments, so I had to pick and choose which ones to answer.  Thank you to @lairep, @paganinpurple, @aplaceofnonsense @raymiazaki, @luciemiddleford, @spinzgirl and @rachelle-12 for the well wishes, encouragement and congrats :D

Also, go do my dumb meme ask, Brytte.  You know you want to ¬‿¬

Comment replies and new reaction gifs are under the cut because HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS I was gone for a while and I needed to give you something new…

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Nino and Adrien are having a Moment

Oh HAI

The moment Nino realizes he’s gonna have a fight on his hands.  

Bonus:

Psst.  His eyes are up there, Mari ¬‿¬

The Bubbler/Le Bulleur